Guards Jokes / Recent Jokes

An article appeared in the Denver Rocky Mountain News today:
When President Clinton heard there were 100,000 cattle guards in Colorado, he immediately ordered Interior Secretary Bruce Babbitt to fire half of them.
Pat Schroeder, Congresswoman from Colorado stepped to request that the cattle guards should receive six months of retraining.
Newspaper people in the state swear this is all true!
We KNOW this is bunk! Cattle Guards have a union!

A blonde a brunette and a
redhead were convicted of a crime and sent to jail. Then they decide to
escape, the brunette jumps up on the wall and then jumps in the bushes
on the other side. The guards poke their heads around the door to see
what the noise was so the brunette says, 'meow meow.' The guards say,
'don't worry it was just a cat.' So then the redhead has to go, she gets
up on the wall and jumps off into the bushes. Once again the guards come
out and see what the trouble was and the redhead says, 'meow meow.' The
guards say, 'oh never mind, just another cat...'
So then its the blondes turn, so she gets up on the wall and jumps off
and into the bushes. And the guards come out once again to see what all
the noise is so the blonde says, 'Dont Worry Its Just Another Cat!!'