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edJoe took his blonde blind date to a seaside carnival.
'What would you like to do first, Kim?' asked Joe.
'I want to get weighed,' she said.
They ambled over to the weight guesser, who guessed 70 kg. Kim got on the scale and it read 67 kg and she won a prize. .
Next the couple went on the ferris wheel. When the ride was over,
Joe again asked Kim what she wanted to do next.
'I want to get weighed,' she said.
Back to the weight guesser they went and because she'd been there before the man guessed Kim's correct weight and Joe lost his dollar.
Kim and Joe walked around the carnival and again he asked,
'Where to next?'
Kim responded: 'I want to get weighed,' but by this time Joe figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.
Her flatmate, Laura, asked Kim about her blind date, 'How'd it go?' she asked.
Kim said, 'Oh, Waura, it was wousy.'

Jim took his blind date, Kelly, to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kelly?" Jim asked.
"I want to get weighed," Kelly said, so they went over to the weight guesser. He guessed 125 pounds. Kelly got on the scale, it read 122 and she won a prize.
Next, they went on the Ferris Wheel. When the ride was over, Jim again asked Kelly what she would like to do.
"I want to get weighed," Kelly replied.
Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had already been there, he guessed her weight correctly and Jim lost his dollar.
They walked around the carnival and again, Jim asked her what she would like to do next. "I want to get weighed," she responded.
By this time, Jim thought she was really weird and took her home, dropped her off and ended the evening with a handshake.
Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date. "How did it go?" asked Laura.
"Oh, Waura, it was wousy!" Kelly more...