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Why did the Gujjus think the man who acted as Gandhi in the film was a woman?
Because his name was ‘Ben’ Kingsley.
Why does the Gujju go to London?
To see his Big Ben.
Why did the visitor to the Gujju home run away when he was offered tea?
Because the Gujju said he would serve snakes with it. (snacks)
What is a Gujju picnic called?
A snake in the grass.
Why did the Gujju wear a Tuxedo to his vasectomy?
If he was going to be impotent, he wanted to look impotent.
Why did the American get scared of the Gujju?
Because he said ‘Sue kare chhe. ’
Why did Bill Clinton have the Gujju beaten?
The Gujju told him, You are an impotent man.
What will a Gujju tell a tomato who is trailing in a vegetable race?
Come on, Tomato, Ketch up.
What did the Gujju mean when he said, Maro dikro STATES ma gayon?
His son more...
For all Gujju children, understand your Parents When they say: They mean:
Pasadi........................... Prashad
Sufuria......................... Saucepan
Sano.............................. Snow
Tikert........................... Ticket
Egg-joss........................ Exhaust
Fota............................... Photos
Lipti.............................. Lipstick
Phast............................. Fast
Pholowur..................... Flower
Gilas.............................. Glass
Palty.............................. Party
Gorment....................... Goverment
Peeja.............................. Pizza
Peejot............................ Peugeot
Fhanta........................... Fanta
Punch............................ Sponge
Booth............................. Car Boot
Kittli.............................. Kettle
Boota.............................. more...
For all Gujju children, understand your Parents When they say: They mean:
Isschool............................ School
Juniversity....................... University
Istawbury......................... Strawberry
Isscooter........................... Scooter
Isgrew Driver.................. Screwdriver
Kale.................... Tommorrow and Yesterday
Beetish.............................. British
Bilu................................... Blue
Phen.................................. Fan
Amrica.............................. America
Viza................................... Visa
Philam.............................. Film
Borras............................... Brush
Gero.................................. Zero
Apormant......................... Appointment
Hispotal............................ Hospital
Revind.............................. Reverse
Music Down Cur............ Turn Down the Music
A young Gujju boy starts attending public school in a small town.
The teacher of the one-room school decides to use her position to try to influence the new student.
She asks the class, "Who was the greatest man that ever lived?"
A girl raises her hand and says,
"I think George Washington was the greatest man that ever lived because he is the Father of our country."
The teacher replies, "Well... that's a good answer, but that's not the answer I am looking for."
Another young student raises his hand and says,
"I think Abraham Lincoln was the greatest man that lived because he freed the slaves and helped end the civil war."
"Well, that's another good answer, but that is not the one I was looking for."
Then the Gujju boy raises his hand and says, "I think Jesus Christ was the greatest man that ever lived."
The teacher's mouth drops open in astonishment. "Yes!", she more...