Gynecologist Jokes / Recent Jokes
One woman says to another, "I can't understand why you haven't gone to see that new gynecologist yet! I mean he's so young and handsome! And your gynecologist is so old!"The other woman replies with a smile, "Yeah, I know. His hands shake all the time!"
A young man goes into the Job Centre in Jacksonville, Florida, and sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested he goes to learn more...
"Can you give me some more details about this?' he asks the guy behind the desk.
The Job Centre man sorts through his files & replies - "Oh yes here it is:"
"The job entails you getting the lady patients ready for the gynecologist. You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and carefully wash their genital regions. You then apply shaving foam and gently shave off all their pubic hair then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready for the gynecologist's examination. There's an annual salary of $45, 000, but you're going to have to go to Oxford, Mississippi. That's about 620 miles from here."
"Oh why, is that where the job's at?"
"No sir - that's where the end of the line is!"
Recently a man in New York received a six-month prison sentence for posing as a gynecologist and conducting phony exams in motel rooms. This is a frightening example of how hard it can be for women to find a reliable motel gynecologist.
Here are the four warning signs of gynecology fraud:
1. Doctor uses incorrect or strange terminology such as "clam" or "envelope."
2. Doctor conducts the exam using a shoe-horn and Twizzler.
3. Doctor has teardrop and/or spiderweb tattoo on elbow.
4. Doctor is William "The Refrigerator" Perry. Though William Perry once worked as an emergency field gynecologist during his time as a member of G.I. Joe, he is not licensed to operate a civilian practice. Don't believe his lies!
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her. He says,"You have acute vaginitis." She says "Thank you."
In the middle of a gynecology conference, an English and a French gynecologist are discussing various cases they have recently treated.
The French gynecologist said, "Only last week, zer was a woman ooh came to see me, and 'er cleetoris - et was like a melon!"
The English gynecologist replied, "Don't be absurd, it could not have been that big, my good man, she could not have been able to walk if it was."
To which the French gynecologist responded, "Aaah, you Eenglish, zare you go again, always talkeeng about ze size... I was talkeeng about ze flavour."
What is the difference between a street musician and a gynecologist?
A street musician is an organ grinder with a monkey.
A gynecologist monkeys with an organ grinder.