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What do you call a geriatric gynecologist?
A spreader of old wives' tales!

What do you call a geriatric gynecologist? A spreader of old wives' tales!

A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynecologist.
"Come now," coaxed the doctor, "you've been seeing me for years! You can tell me anything."
"But, this one is kind of strange," she replied.
"You let me be the judge of that," the doctor said.
"Well," she explained, "yesterday morning I went to the bathroom and heard a plink-plink in the toilet. When I looked down, the water was full of pennies."
"I see," said the doctor.
"That afternoon I went again and there were nickels in the bowl," continued the woman.
"Uh-huh."
"That night," she went on, "there were dimes and this morning there were quarters! You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!" she pleaded, "I'm scared out of my wits!"
The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder. "There, there, don't be alarmed," he said, "you're simply more...

Have you heard about the deaf gynecologist? He had to learn to lip read!

A young lesbian goes to her gynecologist for her yearly pelvicexamination. She puts on the paper gown and awaits him to come intothe exam room. He instructs her to get up onto the table and placeher feet in the stirrups. As he is examining her she hears him saying "mmmm... mmmhmmm". Hecompletes the examination, instructs her to dress and then meet himin his office when she is done.In his office she asks him if there was anything unusual that heobserved during the exam because she could not help but hear hisnon-verbal comments."Oh, that" he says." I was just admiring you. You have the cleanestvaginal area that I have ever seen in all my years of practice."The young woman proudly smiled and replied, "Why thank you! I have awoman come in twice a week and clean it!"

One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow." The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep. Later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. This time he whispers in her ear, "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?."

What's the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist? A Geneologist looks up your family tree, and a Gynecologist looks up your family bush.