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Why is King Kong big and hairy? So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

UR MOMA IS SO HAIRY THAT HARRY POTTER GOT JEALOUS.

What is big hairy and can fly? King Kongcorde!

Yo mama's so hairy...- Yo mama's so hairy, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower. - Yo mama's so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her. - Yo mama's so hairy, her armpits look like she has Don King in a head lock. - Yo mama's so hairy, she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on. - Yo mama's so hairy, she has afros on her nipples. - Yo mama's so hairy, you almost died of rug burn at birth. - Yo mama's so hairy, she shaves with a weedwacker. - Yo mama's so hairy, she got a trim and lost 10 pounds. - Yo mama's so hairy, when she spreads her legs, the first thing that comes to my mind is "We're going to Bush Gardens."

After every line I type, say out loud to yourself, Hairy Pickle
There once was a guy named
He lived in a town called
Nobody did like
So they hung him buy his

Yo mama is so hairy, that Bigfoot triedto take her picture!

What's big and hairy and goes' beep beep'? A monster in a traffic jam.