Hairy Jokes / Recent Jokes
Your momma's teeth are so yellow, that when she opened her mouth, a black guy said "nice grillz!"
Your momma's so fat 'n hairy that when she went to the mueseum someone yelled "the mammoth's alive!"
Your momma's so hairy that when she was on the set of king kong, the director said "I thought I only ordered 1 gorrila!"
Your momma's so old and gassy that when she farted the dinasours became extinct!
Your momma's so stupid that they invented the books for dummys just for her!
Your momma's so skinny that god used her to clean his teeth!
Your momma's so ugly that when she stepped out of her house, people ran away saying "I didn't know they were shooting a horror movie here!"
Your momma's so ugly that when walked down her street someone said "lady, halloween was yesterday!"
This woman with hairy armpits walks into a bar. She sits down, raises her hand, showing
all the hair under her armpits, and calls out, "Yoo-hoo, anyone want to buy me a drink?" Then out
of the corner a drunk guy says, "I'll buy that ballerina a drink."
Five minutes pass on. The hairy pitted woman again raises her hand and calls out for someone to
buy her a drink. The same drunk guy again says, "I'll buy that ballerina another drink."
Five more minutes pass on. The woman again raises her hand and asks for someone to buy her a
drink, and again, the drunk guy goes, "I'll buy that ballerina another drink."
The bar tender then looks at the drunk guy very strange and says, "Why the do you keep calling
her a ballerina?" To which the drunk replies, "Because. I have never seen anyone else that can lift
their leg as high as she can!"
-Tyler
Whats hairy and flies through the air? Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!
Yo mama's so hairy... - Yo mama's so hairy, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower. - Yo mama's so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her. - Yo mama's so hairy, her armpits look like she has Don King in a head lock. - Yo mama's so hairy, she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on. - Yo mama's so hairy, she has afros on her nipples. - Yo mama's so hairy, you almost died of rug burn at birth. - Yo mama's so hairy, she shaves with a weedwacker. - Yo mama's so hairy, she got a trim and lost 10 pounds. - Yo mama's so hairy, when she spreads her legs, the first thing that comes to my mind is "We're going to Bush Gardens."
Whats big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress? Queen Kong.
A visiting Kapampangan kababayan was in New York City and it was a particularly windy day. He was standing by a bus stop when the wind blew and raised the skirt of a nice American lady standing near him.
He smiled at her (wanting to make conversation) and said, " It's hairy, isn't it?" (What he meant to say was that it was airy - mahangin or windy) The American lady got mad and hit him with her umbrella and said, " Well, what did you expect - feathers?!"