Halleluah Jokes

This fat lady walks into a pet store and she see's a bird that she wants to buy. She goes to the manager and say's "I want this bird."
The manager say's that the bird had a bad owner before he was brought to us. She said that she will treat him well.
The first night with the bird she is feeding him and she accedentily lifts up his left leg and screams "HALLELUAH!" The next night she is feeding the bird she accedentily lifts up his right leg and the bird screams "PRAISE THE LORD!"
The lady found this quite interesting so she invited the priest over for dinner the next night. After a good meal the fat lady walks the priest over to the bird and lifts up his right leg and once again screams "HALLELUAH!" She lifts up his right leg and it screams "PRAISE THE LORD!"
The priest found this ver fascinating and said to the lady "I wonder what would happen if u lift both legs up?"
The bird replies with a simple more...