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When Mother Teresa died she went straight to heaven. Upon her arival St. Peter informed her that they've been expecting her. She was the given her Angel wings for all the great work she did on earth and her angel Halo.Later on that day Mother Teresa was walking around heaven when she saw Princess Diana with an even bigger Halo! Teresa got pissed off, and went to see St. Peter, and asked "After all of my years sacrificing for the poor and the needy, I get a Halo this small. But Diana only took a couple of pictures with some landmine kids and got an even bigger Halo than me!"St. Peter replied, "That's not a Halo... That's the steering wheel..."

When Mother Teresa died she went straight to heaven.
Upon her arival
St. Peter informed her that they've been expecting her.
She was the given her Angel wings for all the great work she did on earth
and her angel Halo.
Later on that day Mother Teresa was walking around heaven when she saw Princess
Diana with an even bigger Halo!.
Teresa got pissed off, and went to see St. Peter, and asked "After all of
my years sacrificing for the poor and the needy, I get a Halo this
small.
But Diana only took a couple of pictures with some stupid landmind kids
and got an even bigger Halo than me."
St. Peter replied, "That's not a Halo... That's the steering wheel..."

Mother Teresa went to Heaven and she was walking around - checking the place out. She walked up to St Peter and said' 'Where would I go to make a complaint?''

St Peter told her to go see Gabriel. She goes to Gabriel and asks' 'Why does Princess Di have a bigger halo than me.

Gabriel says,' 'SHHHHH... That's not a halo. That's a steering wheel.

See my halo bright and shiny, but mess with me and I'll kick your hiney.

Mother Teresa is walking around Heaven one day as she notices Princess Diana passing by. "What a lovely woman," Mother Teresa thought, "doing all those wonderful things for the sick and starving of our world." As Princess Diana passes by, Mother Teresa notices that Diana's halo is much bigger than that of her own. "I had dedicated my entire life on earth to those sick and hungry, and her halo is bigger than mine?!" So, Mother Teresa decides to go find St. Peter and ask him about her problem.
Upon hearing the problem, St. Peter smiles a little and reassures Mother Teresa that,"It's not a halo; that's the steering wheel."

An annoyingly self-righteous man went to the doctor for a check-up. He said, "I feel terrible. Please examine me and tell me what's wrong with me."
"Let's begin with a few questions," said the doctor, "Do you drink much?"
"Alcohol?" said the man. "I'm a teetotaler. Never touch a drop."
"How about smoking?" asked the doctor.
"Never," replied the man. "Tobacco is bad, and I have strong principles against it."
"Well, uh." asked the doctor, "do you have much sex life?"
"Oh, no," said the man. "Sex is sin. I'm in bed by 10:30 every night and I always have been."
The doctor paused, looked at the man hard, and asked, "Well, do you have pains in your head?"
"Yes," said the man. "I have terrible pains in my head."
"O.K.," said the doctor. "That's your trouble. Your halo is on too tight!!!"

St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven and says, "You were a good woman. I'm giving you a nice halo."Mother Theresa is walking around Heaven when she sees Princess Di, and the Princess has a much bigger halo.Mother Theresa goes back to St. Peter and says, "St. Peter, I spent most of my adult life helping the poor and the sickly. Princess Di did no where near the amount of charitable work I did. Why does she have a bigger halo?"St. Peter says, "That's not a halo. That's a steering wheel."