Hamburger Jokes / Recent Jokes
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
Q: Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak?
A: Because it's in the ground state.
What famous movie did the hamburger meat think of when they took it out of the freezer? They Fry Who Cam in from the Cold!
What is a hamburger's favourite story? Hansel and Gristle!
When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile button? When somebody says, Well done!
What kind of girl does a hamburger like? Any girl named Patty!
Q: Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak?
A. Because it`s in the ground state.