Hamburger Jokes / Recent Jokes
When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency? When the chips are down!
When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile button? When somebody says,' Well done'!
When the crooked hamburger took it on the' lamb', where did it go? Oh,' ewe' know!
What did the hamburger say when it pleaded not guilty? Ive been flamed!
Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes? Because it's a FAST food!
How was the hamburger murdered? First it was rolled, then smothered in onions
What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters? Hot dog!