Hamburger Jokes / Recent Jokes

Q: What do a Wendys Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common? A: They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".

Is there a way to make a hamburger do the Hula? Sure, order a burger and a shake!

When Emily walked into the Library she ask the libraian,"can i order 1 hamburger and fries"..then the librarian said...,"shhhh this is a Library....then Emily said ohh...sorry...then Emily said quietly, "can I order 1 hamburger and fries"... remember she said it quietly... shhhhh...

What did the hamburger say to the hot dog?

Try to catch me, hot dog!

1. You know the meaning of the word "girt".
2. You believe that stubbies can be either drunk or worn.
3. You think it's normal to have a leader called Kevin.
4. You waddle when you walk due to the 53 expired petrol discount vouchers stuffed in your wallet or purse.
5. You've made a bong out of your garden hose rather than use it for something illegal such as watering the garden.
6. You believe it is appropriate to put a rubber in your son's pencil case when he first attends school.
7. When you hear that an American "roots for his team" you wonder how often and with whom.
8. You understand that the phrase "a group of women wearing black thongs" refers to footwear and may be less alluring than it sounds.
9. You pronounce Melbourne as "Mel-bin".
10. You pronounce Penrith as "Pen-riff".
11. You believe the "l" in the word "Australia" is optional.
12. You can more...

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