Handsaw Jokes

A construction worker on the 3rd floor of a building needs a handsaw so he sees another man on the 1st floor. He yells down to him, but he can't hear, so he does sign language. He points at his eye meaning "I", points at his knee meaning "need", and moves his hand back and forth in a handsaw motion. The man on the 1st floor knods his head, pulls down his pants, and starts masturbating. The man on the 3rd floor gets so angry he runs down to the 1st floor and says," What the fuck is wrong with you dumbass? I said I need handsaw!!" The other guy says," I knew that, I was just trying to tell you I'm coming."

A construction worker on the third floor of a building is in need of a handsaw. He sees another worker on the first floor and yells down to him, but the man indicates that he can't hear him. So, the guy on the third floor attempts to use some signs. He points to his eye, meaning 'I', then to his knee, meaning 'need', then he moves his hand back and forth, meaning 'handsaw'.
Seeing this, the worker on the first floor nods, drops his pants, and starts to masturbate.
The man on the third floor freaks out and runs down to the first floor screaming, "What the hell is wrong with you? Are you stupid or something?!? I was telling you that I need a handsaw?"
The guy on the first floor looks at him and replies, "I knew that. I was just telling you that I was coming!"

A construction worker on the third floor of a building needs a handsaw. He sees one of the laborers on the first floor and yells down to him, but the man indicates that he can't hear. So, the guy on the third floor tries to use signs. He points to his eye, meaning, "I", then at his knee, meaning, "need", then he moves his hand back and forth, meaning, "handsaw". The man on the first floor nods, then drops his pants and begins to masturbate.
The man on the third floor freaks out and runs down to the first floor yelling, ''What the hell is wrong with you!?! Are you stupid or something? I was saying that I needed a handsaw!''
The laborer looks at the carpenter and says, ''I knew that. I was just trying to tell you that I was coming.''

A construction worker on the third floor of a building needs a handsaw.
He sees one of his collegues on the first floor. He yells down to him, but the man cant hear, so he uses signs.
He points at his eye meaning I, then at his knee meaning need, and then moves his hand back and forth meaning handsaw. The man on the first floor nods, then drops his pants and starts masturbating.
The man on the third floor gets really angry and runs down to the first floor and yells:
"What the fuck is wrong with you, you bloody dumbass?! I said I need a handsaw!"
The other guy says:
"I knew that, I was just trying to tell you that I'm coming."