"Construction worker language" joke

A construction worker on the third floor of a building needs a handsaw.
He sees one of his collegues on the first floor. He yells down to him, but the man cant hear, so he uses signs.
He points at his eye meaning I, then at his knee meaning need, and then moves his hand back and forth meaning handsaw. The man on the first floor nods, then drops his pants and starts masturbating.
The man on the third floor gets really angry and runs down to the first floor and yells:
"What the fuck is wrong with you, you bloody dumbass?! I said I need a handsaw!"
The other guy says:
"I knew that, I was just trying to tell you that I'm coming."

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