Healer Jokes / Recent Jokes
Two women were sitting in the doctor's waiting room comparing notes on their various disorders.
"I want a baby more than anything in the world," said the first, "But I guess it is impossible."
"I used to feel just the same way," said the second. "But then everything changed. That's why I'm here. I'm going to have a baby in three months."
"You must tell me what you did."
"I went to a faith healer."
"But I've tried that. My husband and I went to one for nearly a year and it didn't help a bit."
The other woman smiled and whispered,
"Try going alone, next time, dearie."
A preacher who advertised himself as a great healer set up a tent in a small rural town. That evening a man came in on crutches and said to him, "Ain't no doctor been able to cure my leg. Can you heal me?" "What's your name brother?" asked the preacher. "Bob" replied the man. "Bob, you just go behind that red curtain." A moment later, another man walked in and said, "S-s-sir, c-c-can you help m-m-me with m-m-my s-s-stuttering?" "What's your name brother?" asked the preacher. "John" replied the man. "John, you just go behind that red curtain." After 10 minutes of frenzied preaching and praising, the healer threw his hands in the air, raised his eyes to the ceiling, and dramatically shouted, "Bob, drop your crutches! John, say something!" A few moments passed before a voice behind the curtain said, "B-b-bob just f-f-fell on h-h-his b-b-butt."
A faith healer asked Moshe how his family was getting along. "They're all fine," Moshe said, "Except my uncle. He's very sick."
"Your uncle is not sick," the faith healer said. "He THINKS he's sick."
Two weeks later, the faith healer ran into Moshe on the street. "How is your uncle getting along?" he asked.
Moshe shrugged, "He THINKS he's dead."
A faith healer asked Moshe how his family was getting along. "They're all fine," Moshe said, "Except my uncle. He's very sick.""Your uncle is not sick," the faith healer said. "He just thinks he's sick."Two weeks later, the faith healer ran into Moshe on the street. "How is your uncle getting along?" he asked.Moshe shrugged, "He thinks he's dead."