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Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport cafe when in walks a Nun, takes a seat next to them and begins to eat.Astonished, one of them says, "I went to my parents wedding last week andwe all got rat-arsed."Being quick on the uptake the second one says, " My dad says he will marrymy mum next year."Despite this the Nun stays right where she is.In desperation the third one says, " My old man will never ever marry mymum."The Nun looks up from her food and says, " Would one of you bastards please pass the salt."

Three Hells Angels were sitting at a table in a burger place, when a nun took a seat next to them and began to eat.
Surprised, one of them said, ""I went to my parents' wedding last week and we all got rat-arsed."
Being quick on the uptake, the second one said, "My dad says he's going to marry my mom next year."
Despite this, the nun stayed right where she was.
In desperation, the third one said, "My old man said he's never, ever going to marry my mom."
Just then, the nun looked up from her food and said, "Would one of you bastards pass the salt, please."