Hiccups Jokes / Recent Jokes

A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can give him something for the hiccups.
The pharmacist promptly reaches down, pulls out a knife, and lunges at the man.
The man backs away and yells "WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?"
"Well, you don't have the hiccups anymore do you?" replies the pharmacist.
The man says, "No I don't, you jerk; but my wife out in the car still does!"

What is green and can jump a mile in a minute? A grasshopper with hiccups!

A guy goes into a doctor's office and sits down in the waiting room. After a few minutes, he hears a series of screams and moans from the examining rooms, followed by a hastily departing nun. Moments later the doctor appears, with an immensely satisfied grin on his face. Man: "What on earth happened back there?" Doc: "I just told Sister Mary she was pregnant." Man: "Goodness, is she?" Doc: "Of course not." Man: "Well then, that was an awful thing to say!" Doc: "On the contrary, it cured her hiccups."

A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can give him something for the hiccups. The pharmacist promptly reaches out and slaps the man's face. "What the heck did you do that for!?!" the man screams. "Well, you don't have the hiccups anymore do you?" The man says, "No I don't, you IDIOT...But my wife out in the car still does!"

A man goes into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he has something for the hiccups. The pharmacist reaches out and slaps the man across the face.
"What did you do that for?" the man asks.
Well, you don't have the hiccups now do you?" the pharmacist inquires
"No," the man replies, "but I'll bet my wife out in the car still does!"

A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can give him something for the hiccups. The pharmacist promptly reaches out and slaps the man's face. "What the heck did you do that for!?!" the man screams. "Well, you don't have the hiccups anymore do you?" The man says, "No I don't, you IDIOT... But my wife out in the car still does!"

A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can give him something for the hiccups.
The pharmacist promptly reaches out and slaps the man's face.
"What the heck did you do that for!?!" the man screams.
"Well, you don't have the hiccups anymore do you?"
The man says, "No I don't, you IDIOT...
But my wife out in the car still does!"