Hid Jokes

No one believes seniors. . . everyone thinks they are senile.
They were celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired.
Holding hands they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they'd shared, where Andy had carved "I love you, Sally."
On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up, but not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money--and it's fifty-thousand dollars.
Andy said, "We've got to give it back."
Sally said, "Finders keepers." She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.
The next day, two FBI men were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money, and knock on the door. "Pardon me, but did either of you find a bag that fell out more...

One Day A Teacher Told It's Claas Not To Come To School The Next Day. 2 Children Of The Class Hoshiyar & America Thought That Lets See What Is So Special Tom. That Teacher Is Not Letting Us Come To School. Both Of Them Came To School The Next Day. Hoshiyar Hid In The Classroom And America Hid In The Bathroom. The Principal Came In The Classroom And Said' 'Is Class Main Sabse Zyada Hoshiyar Kaun Hai''. Hoshiyar Came Out And Said Main Hoo. The Principal Said That Ok, Then Tell Me Where Is America? Hoshiyar Said In The Bathroom.

One day the bass player hid one of the drummer's sticks. The drummer said, "finally! After being a drummer for so long, now I am a conductor!"

An older couple had a son, who was still living with them. The parents were a little worried, as the son was still unable to decide about his future career, so they decided to do a small test.
They took a ten-dollar bill, a bible, and a bottle of whiskey, and put them on the front hall table... then they hid, pretending they were not at home.
The father's plan was: "If our son takes the money, he will be a businessman, if he takes the bible, he will be a priest, but if he takes the bottle of whiskey, I'm afraid our son will be a drunkard."
So the parents hid in the nearby closet and waited nervously. Peeping through the keyhole they saw their son arrive. The son saw the note they had left.
Then, he took the 10-dollar bill, looked at it against the light, and slid it in his pocket.
After that, he took the bible, flicked through it, and took it.
Finally he grabbed the bottle, opened it, and took an appreciative whiff to be assured of the quality. more...

One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best was running so she wouldn't be late for church.

As she ran she kept praying, "Dear God, please don't let me be late to church.
Please don't let me be late to church...."
As she was running she tripped and fell.

When she got back up she began praying again...

"Please, God don't let me be late to church -- but don't shove me either!

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One day a boy and hid father were walking through the woods when the son spotted some rabbit droppings.

The boy asked hid Dad,' 'What are these Pop?''
' 'They're smart pills son,'' said his father.
' 'Eat them and they'll make you smarter."

So he ate them and said,' 'Yuck... these taste like poop!''

' 'See,'' said his father,' 'you're already getting smarter!''