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No one believes seniors. . . everyone thinks they are senile.
They were celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired.
Holding hands they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they'd shared, where Andy had carved "I love you, Sally."
On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up, but not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money--and it's fifty-thousand dollars.
Andy said, "We've got to give it back."
Sally said, "Finders keepers." She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.
The next day, two FBI men were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money, and knock on the door. "Pardon me, but did either of you find a bag that fell out more...
One Day A Teacher Told It's Claas Not To Come To School The Next Day. 2 Children Of The Class Hoshiyar & America Thought That Lets See What Is So Special Tom. That Teacher Is Not Letting Us Come To School. Both Of Them Came To School The Next Day. Hoshiyar Hid In The Classroom And America Hid In The Bathroom. The Principal Came In The Classroom And Said' 'Is Class Main Sabse Zyada Hoshiyar Kaun Hai''. Hoshiyar Came Out And Said Main Hoo. The Principal Said That Ok, Then Tell Me Where Is America? Hoshiyar Said In The Bathroom.
One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best was running so she wouldn't be late for church.
As she ran she kept praying, "Dear God, please don't let me be late to church.
Please don't let me be late to church...."
As she was running she tripped and fell.
When she got back up she began praying again...
"Please, God don't let me be late to church -- but don't shove me either!
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One day a boy and hid father were walking through the woods when the son spotted some rabbit droppings.
The boy asked hid Dad,' 'What are these Pop?''
' 'They're smart pills son,'' said his father.
' 'Eat them and they'll make you smarter."
So he ate them and said,' 'Yuck... these taste like poop!''
' 'See,'' said his father,' 'you're already getting smarter!''
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip, this man got a small puppy as a present for his son. Not having time to get the paper work to take the puppyonboard, the man just hid the pup down the front of hispants and snunk him onboard the airplane.. About 30minutes into the trip a stew noticed the man shakingand quivering.' Are you OK, sir?' asked the stew?' Yes, I'm fine.' said the man. Sometime later the stew noticed the man moaning, and shaking again..' Are you sure you're alright sir?'' Yes.' said the man,' but I have a confession to make. I didn't have time to get the paperwork to bring a puppy onboard, so I hid him down the front of my pants.'' Whats wrong?' asked the stew,' Is he not house broken?'' No, that's not the problem. The problem is he's not weaned yet!'
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip, a man got a small puppy as a present for his son. Not having time to get the paperwork to take the puppy on board, the man just hid the pup down the front of his pants and snuck him on board the airplane.
About 30 minutes into the trip, a stewardess noticed the man shaking and quivering. "Are you okay, sir?" asked the stewardess
"Yes, I'm fine," said the man.
Later, the stewardess noticed the man moaning and shaking again. "Are you sure you're alright sir?"
"Yes," said the man, "but I have a confession to make. I didn't have time to get the paperwork to bring a puppy on board, so I hid him down the front of my pants."
"What's wrong?" asked the stewardess. "Is he not housebroken?"
"No, that's not the problem. The problem is he's not weaned yet!"