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once there was a zoo and it's main attraction was a gorilla. the gorilla would wave at the passerbys and swing on a rope that hung from a tree branch into his cage. but one day the gorilla died of old age. the zoo didn't know what to do, so they put an ad in the newspaper.
an out of work artist saw the ad. the job would earn him just enough money to pay his rent. so he accepted the job and started work.
the first few days he just waved a little. he was growing accustomed to the itch of the gorilla suit, and so he began to do tricks. he swung on the rope hanging into his cage, higher and higher and higher and the rope snapped and he landed in the lions cage!
he was very nervous and the lion glared at him. then the lion growled and the man started shouting "help me! HELP ME! HELP ME! PLEASE!" the lion pounced on him and said, "shut up! you're gonna get us all fired!"
A blonde came home from school one day and said to her mom,' 'I can count higher then all the kids in my second grade class, do you think it is because I am a blonde?'' Her mother replied,' 'Of couse it is, dear.'' The next day, the blonde said,' 'I can say the alphabet higher then anyone in my class, do you think it is because I am a blonde?'' Her mother replied,' 'Of course it is dear!'' The next day the blonde came home from her gymnastics and asked her mother,' 'I have a larger chest then all the kids in my class, do you think its because I am a blonde?'' Her mother replied,' 'No dear, I think it is because you are eighteen years old."
tha lady entered a lift in a shopping mall as the lift got higher a woman got smelled the air and said "m channel no5
What reindeer can jump higher than a house? They all can! Houses can't jump!
A blonde came home from school one day and said to her mom,' 'I can count higher then all the kids in my second grade class, do you think it is because I am a blonde?''
Her mother replied,' 'Of couse it is, dear.''
The next day, the blonde said,' 'I can say the alphabet higher then anyone in my class, do you think it is because I am a blonde?''
Her mother replied,' 'Of course it is dear!''
The next day the blonde came home from her gymnastics and asked her mother,' 'I have a larger chest then all the kids in my class, do you think its because I am a blonde?''
Her mother replied,' 'No dear, I think it is because you are eighteen years old."
One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on a parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding. He kept on bidding, but kept getting outbid, so he bid higher and higher and higher.
Finally, after he bid way more than he intended, he won the bid - the parrot was his at last! As he was paying for the parrot, he said to the Auctioneer, "I sure hope this parrot can talk. I would hate to have paid this much for it, only to find out that he can't talk!"
"Don't worry." said the Auctioneer, "He can talk. Who do you think kept bidding against you?"
Morron Was Sitting On The Top Of The Mountain And Studying.... When A Person Asked What He Was Doing.... He Replied.. Higher Studies Yaar...!!!