Hillary Clinton Jokes / Recent Jokes
Hillary Clinton has officially conveyed her desire for being the Vice President, by reserving a black convertible for Barack Obama to use for his victory parade in Dallas.
When Barrack Obama has asked Hillary Clinton to be his VP she was stunned and immediatly said she would love to be his Vice President. Barrack replied "No silly I want you to be my "Valet Parker"
Dana Carvey performing stand-up from his new special "Squatting Monkeys Tell No Lies"--catch this special when it premieres on Saturday, June 14th at 10 p.m.--only on HBO!
Obama vs. Hillary - Dana Carvey
The hostage stand off at Hillary Clinton's campaign office in Rochester, NH ended peacefully this evening. Police took Congressman Dennis Kucinich into custody without incident.
Leeland Eisenberg, the man who held several people hostage at Hillary Clinton’s New Hampshire campaign offices last week, said he was looking for help getting psychiatric care after being denied treatment because of a lack of funds.
Authorities said his psychosis was confirmed by the fact that he thought Hillary Clinton could help him with health care.
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The new issue of People magazine ran a photo taken by paparazzi of Barack Obama shirtless on a Hawaiian beach.
Back in Washington, D.C. the Clinton campaign staff scrambled to identify which trendy nightclub Hillary should show up at without underwear.
New York Mayor Mike Bloomberg has announced that Bill and Hillary Clinton will have the honor of pushing the button that lowers the Times Square New Year's Eve Ball. According to CBS News, this year's ball "is double the size of previous balls and is covered in 2,668 Waterford Crystals...Organizers of the New Year’s Eve party say the bigger, brighter ball will remain in place all year atop the building at 1 Times Square to celebrate other holidays including Valentine’s Day, the Fourth of July and Halloween."
Imagine it - Bill in full glory! He’s used to lowering balls onto people’s faces, but only one person at a time. Tonight he’ll have a whole city looking up as his ball descends on them. And twice the size of most balls, naturally.
The honor is equally apropos for Hillary who, many have speculated over the years, has at least one ball. One presumes this won’t be the last ball dropped by the new secretary of state.
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