Hillary Clinton Jokes / Recent Jokes

Hillary Clinton revealed that she has six staff members devoted solely to reaching women voters in an apparent move to go after her own. Dennis Kucinich applauded the idea as brilliant, then he went out and hired six unelectable hobbits.

Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York to talk about the world.After her talk she offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand, and the Senator asks him what his name is."Kenneth.""And what is your question, Kenneth?""I have three questions: First - whatever happened to your medical health care plan? Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office? And third - whatever happened to all those
things you took when you left the White House?"Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the kiddies
that they will continue after recess.When they resume Hillary says, "Okay where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?"A different little boy puts his hand up; Hillary points him out and asks him what his name is."Larry.""And what is your question?""I have five questions: First - whatever happened to your medical health care plan? more...

Former Yonkers mayor and the Republican challenger to Hillary Rodham Clinton, John Spencer accused her of being ugly and "spent millions in plastic surgery" to make her look good.
Isn't this what we want in a politician, someone who calls it as he sees it.

Hillary Clinton is rumored to run for the presidency in 2008.



















Even Republicans are excited about the possibility, because then she'll be the first female president...to be assassinated.

Hillary Clinton who recently appeared on Turkish television discussing her love life,has single handedly caused Turkey to break the record for the largest number of people to simultaneously vomit.

On attempting to tow the USS Intrepid to a new drydock for renovation, the ship became lodged on the Hudson floor after only 15 feet. “The Intrepid stands for everything we believe in,” Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton said at the sendoff.
Given the sexual misconduct of government and religious officials, a large vessel stuck in the mud does seem to fit. Good one, Hil.

Bill Clinton, John Edwards, Mark Sandford and Tiger Woods walk into a bar and there's one woman there.
Edwards says, "I'm trying to look better in the public eye - can't do it."
Sandford says, "I've got this hot latin babe. I've gotta pass."
Tiger says, "Next time Elin's using a 2 iron and aiming lower. Can't risk it."
Clinton breaks out into a broad smile and turns to his secret service agents: "Boys - make sure Hillary's still in Afghanistan."