Hillary Clinton Jokes / Recent Jokes

National polls show that support of black voters is split between Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton.
Being black and not voting for Obama is like winning the civil rights battle and then saying "I don't even like taking the bus."
or "I don't want to go to the lunch counter, let's order in."

Monday's Democratic presidential debate was marked by heated exchanges between Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton.

In fact, it was the most hot and heavy action Hillary has had since her wedding night.

The 2008 Presidential Election is right around the corner and Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton has gained support from Playboy magazine founder Hugh Hefner.

Political experts believe this is payback for all the support Bill Clinton has given Playboy magazine and Hefner over the years.

A doctor said that Bill Clinton will need "constant surveillance"--something Hillary has insisted upon for years.

After working at Macey's, a Utah grocery chain, for more than two years, Erika Jensen has been recognized as the country's best bagger. She is excited to be in the same company as Hillary Clinton, who had been recognized as the country's best carpetbagger.

By accident Hillary Clinton and Bob Dole met.
"If I were your wive", Hilary said, "I'd put poison in your coffee".
"And if I were your husband", replied Bob, "I'd gladly drink it."

During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news.
"There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."
Visibly shaken, Hillary stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked her question.
"Will I be acquitted?"