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A visiting golfer was keen to play but the only person in the clubhouse was an old man accompanied by his dog.
The old man said, "I'll play with you provided the dog can come with us." On the first tee the old man hit the ball 250 yds down the fairway. The dog sat on his hind legs and started applauding.
The next shot from the old man landed on the green. Once more the dog sat on his hind legs and applauded.
The old man's third shot of a 20 foot putt went right down the hole.
Once again the dog sat on it's hind legs and applauded.
The visitor said, "Does that dog of yours applaud every shot you take?"
The old man said, "No, when I hit a bad shot he turns summersaults."
"How many summersaults does he turn?"
The old man said, " Depends how hard I kick it in the balls!

Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, theytalk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya swaller?" The woman shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar. His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there' Hind Lick
Maneuver', but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!"

A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits a Cornish farmer.' 'So, Cornish farmer, how do you shag your sheep?''

''Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boot and take the front legs of the sheep and put them over a wall.''

''That's very interesting,'' replies the researcher and he leaves the Cornish farmer. Then he meets a Midlands Farmer.' 'So, Midlands farmer, how do you shag your sheep?''

''Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boots and take the front legs of the sheep and put them over a wall.''

''That's very interesting,'' replies the researcher.' 'That's how they do it in Cornwall too.'' And he leaves the Midlands farmer. Then he meets a farmer from Abergaveny.' 'So, Abergaveny farmer, how do you shag your sheep?''

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Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits a Cornish farmer.
"So, Cornish farmer, how do you shag your sheep?" "Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boot and take the front legs of the sheep and put them over a wall."
"That's very interesting," replies the researcher and he leaves the Cornish farmer. Then he meets a Midlands Farmer.
"So, Midlands farmer, how do you shag your sheep?"
"Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boots and take the front legs of the sheep and put them over a wall."
"That's very interesting," replies the researcher. "That's how they do it in Cornwall too." And he leaves the Midlands farmer. Then he meets a farmer from Abergaveny.
"So, Abergaveny farmer, how do you shag your sheep?"
"Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and more...

A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits a Cornish farmer."So, Cornish farmer, how do you shag your sheep?" "Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boot and take the front legs of the sheep and put them over a wall.""That's very interesting," replies the researcher and he leaves the Cornish farmer. Then he meets a Midlands Farmer."So, Midlands farmer, how do you shag your sheep?""Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boots and take the front legs of the sheep and put them over a wall." "That's very interesting," replies the researcher. "That's how they do it in Cornwall too." And he leaves the Midlands farmer. Then he meets a farmer from Abergaveny."So, Abergaveny farmer, how do you shag your sheep?""Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boots and take the front legs of the more...

A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits a Cornish farmer.
"So, Cornish farmer, how do you shag your sheep?" "Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boot and take the front legs of the sheep and put them over a wall."
"That's very interesting," replies the researcher and he leaves the Cornish farmer. Then he meets a Midlands Farmer.
"So, Midlands farmer, how do you shag your sheep?"
"Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boots and take the front legs of the sheep and put them over a wall."
"That's very interesting," replies the researcher. "That's how they do it in Cornwall too." And he leaves the Midlands farmer. Then he meets a farmer from Abergaveny.
"So, Abergaveny farmer, how do you shag your sheep?"
"Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie more...