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An English teacher examining students of his class
asked a boy named Surya Prakash his name in
English.' Sir, my name is Sunlight,' replied the
boy.
And what is your name?', the teacher asked
another boy named Jeewan Nath.
'Sir, my name is life Buoy.'
The third boy named Akash Deep when asked the
same question answered,' I am Skylamp.'
The teacher turned to the fourth boy and asked,
'What is your father's name?'
The boy whose father's name was Prabhu Dayal,
replied,' Sir, his name is God-is-kind.'

A PEASANT cycling along the road ran over a pedestrian. The pedestrian protested "Kam say kam, ghanttee to maar dettey-you could have at least rung your bell."
The peasant replied-ghanti kya? manney to cycle ka cycle maardaala-what of the bell, I knocked the entire bicycle."

THIS is an anecdote about a student looking for a textbook prescribed for his English examination. He could not recollect the title of the book. "I can tell you what the name of the book is in Hindi: Maimney ki dum say hihi naashpaatee. "The erudite bookstore owner was able to locate the required book: Lamb's Tales of Shakespeare.

Adivasis of a district approached their Member of Parliament and said,' Our Pradhan Mantri has visited every part of the country but has never been to see us. You are our representative, you must get him to visit us here.'
The MP demurred. He was a member of the Opposition and was hardly expected to invite the Prime Minister. But the Adivasis insisted that he get the Pradhan Mantri somehow or the other. Then the wily MP thought of a way out:' You see, the Prime Minister likes to dress in the costumes of the people he visits. Most of you go naked. So even if he agrees to come here, what should I tell him about what he should wear?'

ONE maatra (accent) comment on the letter box of the Rajendra Nagar Post Office was spotted. The maatra' oo' was added to the signboard reading daak ghar (post office) making it into daakoo ghar-den of robbers.

One day Jaganbhai meets Kantibhai while shopping at the mall and sees he has a small gift wrapped box.
“It’s my wife Rupaben birthday tomorrow. ” Kantibhai said. “Last week I asked her what she wanted for her birthday. ”
“And??? ” Jaganbhai asked.
“Well, she said ‘Oh, I don't know - just give me something with diamonds in it”.
“So, what did you get her? ” asked Jaganbhai.
Kantibhai replies, “I bought her a deck of cards! ”

Any movie involving lost and found brothers will have a song sung by
a) the brothers
b) their blind mother (but of course, she has to be blind in order to regain her sight in the climax)
c) the family dog/cat.
The amazing thing is that these folks remember the song after 20 years in the movie, and you can't remember it 2 minutes after coming out of the theatre.

Police inspectors (when not played by the hero) come in three categories:
1) Scrupulously honest, probably the hero’s father - killed by the villain before the titles.
2) Honest, but always chasing the anti-hero, saying “Tum kanoon se bach nahin sakte”, only to pat him in the back in reel 23. Usually, this inspector’s daughter is in love with the anti-hero.
3) The corrupt inspector, (usually the real villain’s sidekick) unceremoniously knocked about by the hero(s) in the climax