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BANTA, an inhabitant of England, was on his way to visit his relatives in Punjab. At the airport, he was met by his Tamilian friend, Ranganathan, who persuaded him to spend a few days looking round the capital before going on to his village. Ranganathan first took him to the old planetarium: "This is Jantar Mantar, teri auma (Tamil for' you know'!)" It sounded very offensive in the ears of Banta. Next, they went to the Qutab Minar. Before Ranganathan could open his mouth, Banta told him, "This is the Qutab Minar-Tera baap."

Yadavji and Mangalu once rob a bank and mess it up, managing to escape with two sacks that they find on the floor. They take one sack each.
After awhile they meet again and one asks the other, “What did you find in your sack? ”
Ten lakh Rupees! ” answered Yadavji
“Wow... that’s a lot! What did you do with the cash? ” asked Mangalu.
“I bought a house. ” Said yadavji
How about your sack? ” asked Yadavji
Mangalu replied Bah... it was full of loan documents.
“And what did you do with them? ” asked puzzled Yadavji.
In return Mangalu answered “Eh, well... little by little, I’m paying them off... ’.

Ek husband, wife lad rahay thay!
husband' tu kuttiya'
wife' tu kutta'
husband' tu kuttiya'
wife' tu pilla'
bacchha bola' main pilla!

21ST CENTURY IS TRULY LIFELESS
COMMUNICATION -- WIRELESS
COOKING -- FIRELESS
YOUTH -- JOBLESS
FOOD -- FATLESS
THIS MESSAGE -- MEANINGLESS
SENDER -- PRICELESS
READER -- USELESS

Talking about those days when there were no mosquito repellents and we had to spend sleepless nights. A Surd was also experiencing the same every time he tries to sleep, one mosquito comes and disturbs his sleep with a sound "guooonn, guooonn."
He gets very irritated. He tries to cover his ear but the problem remains persistent. Ultimately he gets up and catches the mosquito in his hand. He is very kind and not going for the bloodshed still wanted to take revenge.
Happy as he is now starts singing a lullaby and says "so ja machchar, bete so ja (Go to sleep, O dear mosquito, go to sleep)" After some time he finds the mosquito falling in to deep sleep in his hands. So he goes near it and says "guoooonnnnn, guoooonnnnn."

I married a widow who had a grown-up daughter. My father, who visited us quite often, fell in love with my stepdaughter and married her. Hence, my father became my son-in-law, and my stepdaughter became my mother. Some months later, my wife gave birth to a son, who became the brother-in-law of my father as well as my uncle. The wife of my father, that is my stepdaughter, also had a son. Thereby, I got a brother and at the same time a grandson. My wife is my grandmother, since she is my mother’s mother. Hence, I am my wife’s husband and at the same time her step-grandson, in other words, I am my own grandfather.

husband......
jab mai suit pahan kar jaatha hoon tho dookaandaar mujhe sabji mahenga detha hai... par jab maile kurthe paijaame mai jaatha hoon tho sasthe detha ha.....
wife.....
tho tum kal se katora le kar jaana.... mufth mai dega....