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ENGLISH FILIPINO TRANSLATION Asset - Ari Fixed Asset - Aring Nakatirik Liquid Asset - Aring Tumutulo Written-off Asset - Aring Pinutol Cut-off time - Oras ng Pagputol Depreciation - Pagkalaspag ng Ari Fully Depreciated Asset - Aring Laspag na Laspag na Earning Asset - Aring Ganado Pa Non-Earning Asset - Aring Baldado na Owned Asset - Sariling Ari Other Asset - Ari ng Iba Miscellaneous Asset - Mga Aring Pinagsamasama Erroneous Entry - Mali ang Pagkapasok Double Entry - Dalawa ang Pinasukan Multiple Entry - Labas-pasok Correcting Entry - Itinama ang Pagpasok Reversing Entry - Baligtad ang Pasok Tangible Asset - Aring Nasasalat Dispensed - Nilabasan Undispensed - Hindi Nilabasan

A judge irritated by a lawyer's behaviour, admonished him,
"You are crossing the limits."
"Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai," roared the lawyer.
"How dare you call me saala? I'll have you charged for
'contempt of court'," said the judge angrily.
"My lord misunderstood me," replied the lawyer coolly, "I do not
call you saala, all I said was kaun sa law aisa kehta hai...

WRITTEN on the back of a Delhi three-wheeler:
200 mein 80 beimaan,
phir bhi mem Bharat mahaan. Samjhe? It doesn't translate well in English, but it is very patriotic!

One day RAVAN went to disco... aur woh behosh ho gaya, due to shock.....!
why.....??



" Coz the entry fee was Rs. 1500 per HEAD...!!!

DURING his stay in Sohna, Haryana, the Opposition leader felt he needed a haircut and sent for a local barber. At the end of the operation, the barber demanded a price double that of the usual charge. "I have so little hair on my head," complained Raja Sahib. "Why are you charging so much?"
The Haryanvi nai replied: "Double charge kaatnay ka rta laiven baal dhoondhna ka leiven sai (I am not charging you double for cutting but looking for your hair)."

WEITTEN behind a three-wheeler was the following message:
Rama yug mein doodh milaa
Krishna yug mein ghee Congress yug mein daroo miley
To khoob dabaa kay pee. (In Lord Rama's age the
land flowed with milk In Lord Krishna's age there was
lots of ghee During Congress rule there is
liquor in plenty Drink to your fill and be merry.)

Shatrughan sinha: khamosh!

Bihari babu ke saamne zaban chalata hai. Tera cheque phaad ke phek doonga.