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Seeing Santa Singh depressed one of his friends asks him.
“Oye why are you sad? ”
To which Santa replies …“I lost Rs 300 in bet. ”
His friend ask hims…“How? ”
Santa Singh says.. “I bet on India for Rs 200…”But unfortunately India lost
His friend queries.. “But you said Rs 300…”
Santa Singh answers…“I again bet for India for Rs 100 in the highlights of the match”
Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar: Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
Pars Chori Honey k Baad Larki Ka Reaction
Gareeb Larki: O Mere Pesay
Ameer Larki: O Mera Credit Card
Khubsurat Larki: O Shit Os Mein To Mere Boyfriend Ki Tasveer Thi.
There were 2 Sardar Jees going for fishing. One of the Sardar Jee notices a boy drowning. He looks up to the sky and says “Hey Raba please protect the small boy“
The other Sardar Jee bravely gets up and dives into the water to rescue the boy.
When the Sardar Jee gets near to the boy he notices lot of people has surrounded him.
The Sardar Jee asks nervesuoly “Oh gee Hoya? “
The man, who was a producer replies “Tu meri shooting kurab gurthee“
Mister Nene, his wife and his son were returning by train to home in Maharastra after taking a trip of South India. Mister Nene was occupying the lower berth, his wife had the middle berth and his son the top most berth in the train.
When the train stopped at one of the stations on the way, the son requested his father to buy him a cup of ice cream to which he readily agreed and got off the train.
When they returned, they found that a Gujju bhai who couldn't understand Hindi or Marathi had occupied his son's berth.
Outraged, Mister Nene called the TT and asked him to help.
TT was a South Indian who stated that he could not understand Hindi, Marathi or Gujarati so it would be better if Mister Nene explained the whole situation to him in English.
So Mr. Nene explained, "That man sleeping on top of my wife is not giving birth to my child."
An employee walks into the Accounts office and says "What is the meaning of this. I have been paid $200 less than what was decided upon."
The Accountant replies "I know about it, but you did not complain when we paid $200 extra by mistake last month."
The employee snaps back "Yeah, I can bear with occasional mistakes but when you make it a habit I think I need to report."