Hindi Jokes / Recent Jokes

Doctor: is waqt ya andaza lagana kay app ko koon si bemari hay zara mushkil hay meray khayal main ya nashay ki waja say hay.

Mareez: Theek hay doctor sahib main ab us waqt aoon ga jab app nashay main nahi hoongay.

Mother: beta bohat raat ho gaee hay tum kotay par kia kar rahay hoo....

Son: mama chand dekh raha hoon. ...

Mother: beta raat bohat ho gaee hay tum bhi nechay ajaoo aur chand ko kahoo kay ghar chalee jay

1 FRIEND: tumhay maloom hay aisa insaan ko bohat saray log kis name say jantay hain jo KHANDANI MANSOOBA BANDI par amal nahi kartay

2 FRIEND: kis name say. ...?

1 FRIEND: DADDY

Corruption is the favourite topic in the Central Hall of Parliament where reputations of the high and mighty are sold for the price of a subsidized masala dosa.
A recent corruption debate was summarized by a journalist to a friend in the following words:' What you give to the minister is a nazrana (offering); to an official a shukrana (thanksgiving); to the clerk a mehantana (work compensation) and to the chaprasi, baksheesh (tip).'
'But baksheesh does not rhyme with nazrana, shukrana and reduce mehantana,' the friend protested.
The journalist paused for a while, plucked a hair out of his sparse beard and replied:' In that case, call the chaprasi's share a shurooana (beginning) or card pahunchana, because he is the first to introduce you to the clerk, official and the minister.'

Girl of 1960: Aye bahar hai…jia bekarar hai… aja moray balma tera intezar hai.
Girl of 2007: Aye bahar hai…jia bekarar hai… aje moray balma warna dusra tayyar hai.

S. Jha, Collector of Customs, was once asked by his neighbour K. Chandramurti whether he was a Muslim, a Christain, a Kshatriya or a Sudra. Jha was incensed, "I am amazed at your ignorance! Jhas are Hindu Maithili Brahmins of the highest castes."
"I see, so you are a Hinduja," remarked Chandramurti.

Santa and banta jungle mein, saamne aayaa sher…
Banta ne sher ki aakhon main matthi phenki, aur bhaagne lagaa aur santa ko bhi bhaagne ko kahaa.
Santa: Main kyun bhaagu, matthi to tune phenki hai.