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Mickey Mouse: Ajit, Muzhe Ramayan padhnee hai.
Ajeet: Raabert, isse wall peh chipka do
Raabert: yeh kyon baas?
Ajeet: Taaki yeh waal-mickey kehlaygaa aur usse Ramayan apne aap samazh me ayegee!
When the stock exchange index reached its peak before the Harshad Mehta affair broke out, many rich contractors, who knew very little about the stock exchange, used the opportunity to make some quick money. Their level of ignorance can be made out from the following incident, narrated by a broker. One day he received a call from one of these fat cats who wanted to find out about what was happening in the market. The broker says, he told the caller that the index had touched 3, 000 points. Prompt came the reply, "Theek hai, uske bhi hazaar kharida. (OK, buy a thousand of that too.)"
Circuit takes a flight to Singapore and he is seated next to an Englishman. Circuit open his tiffin and serves himself a roti.
ENGLISHMAN: What is this?
CIRCUIT: Bread India
Circuit then opens the box of jalebi.
ENGLISHMAN: What is this?
CIRCUIT: Sweet India
With all the food he hogged on, Circuit lets out a huge fart!
The Englishman is offended and in shock asks...
ENGLISHMAN: What was that?
CIRCUIT: Air India
jeet: Raabert, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha hai?
Raabert: Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakka maar raha hai.
Ajeet: Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega. Lunch break mein usse phone milana.
Raabert: Yes Boss.
Ajeet: (on phone, to Richards): Veeveeyun Reechards, tumhari Maa hamare
kabze mein hai. ......
Aik aadmi jungle se guzar raha tha
A Churail stops him & says:
Hoo Hoo Haa Ha Ha, mai Churail hoon,
Aadmi: janta hoon, teri 1 behan mere ghar main hai.
A donkey kicked sardar & ran away, sardar ran to catch the donkey.
He saw a zebra and started beating it and said, ‘Sala tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai’.
Coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned over and confided to the bartender, "I'm so pissed off!"
"Oh yeah? What happened?" asked the bartender politely.
"See, I met this beautiful woman who invited me back to her home. We stripped off our clothes and jumped into bed and we were just about to make love when her damned husband came in the front door. So I had to jump out of the bedroom window and hang from the ledge by my fingernails!"
"Gee, that's tough," commiserated the bartender.
"Right, but that's not what really got me," the customer went on. "When her husband came into the room he said' Hey great! You're naked already! Let me just take a leak.' And damned if the lazy son of a bitch didn't piss out the window right onto my head?"
"Yeech!" the bartender shook his head. "No wonder you're in a lousy mood."
"Yeah, but I haven't told you what more...