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A hindu priest, rabbi and a lawyer were driving down the road, when the car breaks down. Fortunately finding a farmhouse nearby, the farmer informed them that he had only one spare room, and that it had only two twin beds.
They were welcome to it, but one of them had to sleep in the barn. After much discussion, the hindu volunteered to go to the barn. A few moments later, a knock on the bedroom door, and the hidu explained that there was a cow in the barn, and cows are sacred and he could not possibly sleep in the barn with a cow.
Annoyed, the rabbi volunteered. A few moments later, a knock on the door. The rabbi explained that there was a pig in the barn and that he, being very orthodox, could not possibly spend the evening in the barn with the origin of pork.
Finally the lawyer said that he would go to the barn. A few moments later there was a knock on the door. It was the cow and the pig!
A Buddhist and a Hindu were once good friends on the earth. When they died, they both went to heaven. Since the Buddhist arrived first, he began to show the Hindu around. The Hindu was very impressed. He asked many questions. Soon they came to a large hall. The Buddhist ordered the Hindu to be very quiet as they tiptoed past it. "Why did you ask me to be quiet when we passed that hall just now?" soon enquired the Hindu.
"Well, it's because I did not want us to be seen," explained the Buddhist. "That hall belongs to the Christians. They think they are the only ones in heaven. So I felt it better not to disillusion them."
Three ladies died and went to the final court of Yama (The Hindu mythology god who keeps track of good and bad deeds of everyone). The subordinate listed all the good and bad deeds of the three ladies and finally Yama asks them the final question which will decide their fate.
Yama to 1st lady: "So, What do you have to say about yourself?"
1st lady: "Sir! I had been a true hindu wife faithful to my husband and I kept him happy all through my married life."
Yama to 1st lady: "Hmm... I see. Ok! Subordinate show her the way of heaven". And she is taken to the heaven.
Yama to 2nd lady: "So, What do you have to say about yourself?"
2nd lady: "Sir! I had been a true human being and kept all my family members happy all through my life."
Yama to 2nd lady: "Hmm... I see. Ok! Subordinate show her the way of heaven". And she is also taken to the heaven.
Yama to 3rd lady: "And now Madam, What do you have more...
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car trouble inthe countryside and asked to spend the night with a farmer.The farmer said, "There might be a problem. You see, I only have room fortwo to sleep, one of you must sleep in the barn.""No problem," spoke the Rabbi. "My people wandered in the desert for fortyyears. I am humble enough to sleep in the barn for an evening." With thathe departed to the barn and the others bedded down for the night.Moments later a knock was heard at the door. The farmer opened the door, and there stood the Rabbi from the barn. "What's wrong?" asked the farmer.He replied, "I am grateful to you, but I can't sleep in the barn. There isa pig in the barn and my faith believes that is an unclean animal."His Hindu friend agreed to swap places with him. But a few minutes latethe same scene occurs. There is a knock on the door. "What's wrong, now?"the farmer asked.The Hindu holy man more...
A lawyer and two friends-a Rabbi, and a Hindu holy man-had car trouble in the countryside and asked to spend the night with a farmer.
The farmer said, "There might be a problem. You see, I only have room for two to sleep in the house. So one of you must sleep in the barn."
"No problem," chimed the Rabbi. "My people wandered in the desert for forty years. I am humble enough to sleep in the barn for one evening." With that he departed to the barn, and the others bedded down for the night.
Moments later a knock was heard at the door; the farmer opened the door. There stood the Rabbi from the barn. "What's wrong?" asked the farmer. He replied, "I am grateful to you, but I just can't sleep in the barn. There is a pig in the barn, and my faith believes that is an unclean animal."
His Hindu friend agrees to swap places with him. But a few minutes later the same scene reoccurs. There is a knock on the door. "What's more...
A zealous Christian who was trying to convert a Hindu found himself getting nowhere. "The thing is," argued the frustrated Christian, "you have to be born again!" "But I have been born again!" insisted the Hindu. "And again and again and again..."