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One day St. Peter visited Hell to make certain that the sinners were being adequately punished. During his tour he noticed that Hitler was standing in feces up to his chin. Surprisingly, the Fuhrer was smiling.
"I don't understand," sasid St. Peter. "How can you smile when you'll be spending all of eternity in excrement?"
Hitler replied, "I'm smiling because I'm standing on Mussolini's shoulders."
When I went to college in the 1980's, I heard a lot of words like "data input" and "beta version." They confused me. I wanted desperately to know what people were talking about, what Big Secret resided in the computer industry.
Now that I've worked in a computer company for the last few years, I've gained an insider's perspective. I decided to share my knowledge with the uninitiated by creating the following brief, handy glossary:
Alpha. Software undergoes alpha testing as a first step in getting user feedback. Alpha is Latin for "doesn't work."
Beta. Software undergoes beta testing shortly before it's released. Beta is Latin for "still doesn't work."
Computer. Instrument of torture. The first computer was invented by Roger "Duffy" Billingsly, a British scientist. In a plot to overthrow Adolf Hitler, Duffy disguised himself as a German ally and offered his invention as a gift to the surly dictator. The plot worked. On more...
hitler says to the jews "hitler is feling generous today im goneing to let half of you go if one of you can climb this wall" the jews shout out with excitment then hitler says "you in the weelchair start climbing" :)
Hitler must have been a really persuasive speaker. You’d have to be to convince your new bride that a suicide pact counts as a honeymoon.
The parents of 3-year-old Adolf Hitler Campbell are upset that a New Jersey supermarket denied an order to make a birthday cake with their son's name on it. The parents are also upset that the supermarket did not carry birthday candles shaped like swastikas.
Q: What is the difference between Hitler and Bill Clinton?
A: Hitler intended to deliver on his speeches.