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What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
They drowned in Spring training.

Ausssies: Believe you should look out for your mates.
Brits: Believe that you should look out for those people who belong to your club.
Americans: Believe that people should look out for and take care of themselves.
Canadians: Believe that that's the government's job.
Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad.
Canadians: Are rather indignant about being mistaken for Americans when abroad.
Americans: Encourage being mistaken for Canadians when abroad.
Brits: Can't possibly be mistaken for anyone else when abroad.
Americans: Spend most of their lives glued to the idiot box.
Canadians: Don't, but only because they can't get more American channels.
Brits: Pay a tax just so they can watch 4 channels.
Aussies: Export all their crappy programs, which no one there watches, to Britain, where everybody loves them.
Americans: Love to watch sports on the idiot box.
Brits: Love to watch sports in stadiums so they can fight more...

What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in Spring training.

After a winless start to the first week of the season, the NHL's Atlanta Thrashers fired its coach Bob Hartley on Wednesday. Atlanta media reports his firing has upset the entire Thrashers fan.

Sarah Palin in her address to the Republican Convention last night described herself as an average "hockey mom."  So why then didn't she do a better job educating  her daughter on "keeping players out of the crease." 

Due to global warming,game 7 of the National Hockey League Finals was skated on thin ice.

In Pittsburgh, Sidney Crosby and his Penguin teammates hand-delivered season tickets to fans. Across town, members of the Pirates coaching staff were also going door-to-door, delivering their resumes.