Hog Jokes

Q: What is the difference between a hog and a man? A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

The hog was a failure as a TV talk show host What happened? He turned out to be a big boar.

Q: What is the difference between a hog and a man? A: A hog doesnt have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

One day a man called the church office. He said, "Can I speak to the head hog at the trough?"

The secretary thought she heard what he said, but said, "I'm sorry, who?"

The man said, "Can I speak to the head hog at the trough?"

She said, "Well, if you mean the pastor, then you may refer to him as' Pastor,' or' Brother,' but you may certainly not refer to him as the' head hog at the trough!"

To this the man replied, "Well, I was planning on giving $10, 000 to the building fund....."

To this the secretary quickly responded "Hang on, the big fat pig just walked in."

What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur? Sir Lunchalot.