Hood Jokes / Recent Jokes
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods on her way to visit her grandmother, when suddenly The Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree." Ah-ha....," The Big Bad Wolf said, "Now I've got you and I'm going toeat you! EAT! EAT! EAT!..."Little Red Riding Hood said angrily,"Damn it, doesn't anybody fuck anymore?"
Little red riding hood is walking through the woods when the big bad wolf jumps out and says "Im going to eat you little girl!" Eat, Eat, Eat she says! Doesnt anybody just fuck anymore?
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods on her way to Grandma's house when the Big Bad Wolf suddenly jumped out from behind a tree.
Holding a knife to her throat, he sneered, "Aha, now I have you Red. I'm going to screw your brains out!"
Calmly, Little Red Riding Hood reached into her picnic basket, pulled out a pistol and pointed it at him.
"That's what you think!" she exclaimed. "You're going to eat me just like the book says!"
A blonde is driving along the highway in her Volkswagen Beetle when she sees another blonde on the side of the road standing at the front of another Beetle with the hood up. Thinking that she may be able to help she pulls over and asks the other blonde what the problem is. “Well I was just driving along on the highway when suddenly the car died, I pulled over and popped the hood and saw that my engine was gone, ” replied the second blonde. “Well not to worry, ” replied the first, “I have a spare one in my trunk. ”
The figures are finally in. The top 10 movie rental over the
Chanukah holiday vacation were
10) Three Men And A Bubbie
9) A Few Hood Mentches
8) The Cohenheads
7) The Rocky Hora Picture Show
6) Shalom Alone
5) Goyz `N The Hood
4) A Gefilte Fish Called Wanda
3) The Wizard Of Oys
2) Who Framed Roger Rabbi?
1) Prelude To A Briss
Once Upon A Time There Was An Archery Contest.
The First Archer, Wearing A Long Cape Covering His Face, Lines Up In Position...
He Takes A Deep Breath And Fires An Arrow, Which Finds The Center Of The Target.
Then He Takes Of His Cape And Screams: I Am...... Robin Hood! !! The Crowd Cheers!
The Second Archer With A Cape Lines Up In Position.
He Fires His Arrow, Which Hits The Center And Cuts Robin Hood's Arrow Into Two! !!
He Takes Off His Cape And Screams: I Am...... William Tell! !!!!! The Crowd Cheers! !
Finally Our Santa In Cape Lines Up In Position... He Fires His Arrow But It Goes All Wrong!
It Flies Past The Crowd And Kills The King! !! Then The Man Takes Off His Cape And Screams: I Am...... Sorry!
Once upon a time there was an archery contest.
The first archer, wearing a long cape covering his face, lines up in position...
He takes a deep breath and fires an arrow, which finds the center of the target.
Then he takes of his cape and screams: I AM... ROBIN HOOD!!! The crowd cheers!
The second archer with a cape lines up in position.
He fires his arrow, which hits the center and cuts Robin Hood's arrow into two!!!
He takes off his cape and screams: I AM... WILLIAM TELL!!! The crowd cheers!!
Finally our Santa in cape lines up in position... He fires his arrow but it goes all wrong!
It flies past the crowd and kills the king!!! Then the man takes off his cape and screams: I AM... SORRY!