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U rawana went to Queens Hotel for lunch.
He called one of stewards and oredered " Date hoppers and cock curry "
The steward was a new guy so he couldn't realize the order, ran inside and told another steward.
He identified the guest and served "string hoppers with a dish of chicken curry.

Mr. Alahajohn, our well-known rugby master-in-charge, takes the first-XV to the brand new, trendy Pizza Hut at Union Place, COlombo, after the bradby. He wants to order indhiyappa (string hoppers) but Captain Mohan Adhiram Gay jumps and says, "sir, sir, no string hoppers here!" "Mama dhannawa oi, thamuse mata kiyaladhenna enawadha?" shouts Mr. Alahajohn. He calls the waiter over immediately. "apita pissa hut hayak gendha!"