Horton Jokes

The Cat in the Blender
Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert
Fox in Detox
Who Shat in the Hat?
Horton Hires a Ho
The Flesh-Eating Lorax
How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day
Your Colon Can Moo---Can You?
Zippy the Rabid Gerbil
One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, Blue Bitch
Marvin K. Mooney, Get the Fuck Out!
Are You My Proctologist?
Yentl the Lentil
My Pocket Rocket Needs A Socket
Aunts in My Pants
Oh, the Places You'll Scratch and Sniff!
Horton Fakes an Orgasm
The Grinch's Ten Inches
Green Cheese & Spam
Who Flung Goo on Betty Sue?
Come On I Wanna Lay Ya
Russell the One-Eyed Love Muscle
Please Cane Us in the Anus
Blow Blow Til You See it Grow
Feel It, Find It, Pick It, Flick It
Horton Hears His Neighbors In Bed

Horton actually heard the Who, but Dr. Suess was afraid that his
sales would slip if parents thought he condoned rock music.

Tim Horton's announced today that they are giving away free donuts to everyone who voted. I'm thinking of taking off work, running over to Tim Horton's across the street, and telling them that I was registered by ACORN - that way I can get enough donuts for everyone in my group!

1. One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, You Bitch
2. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert
3. Fox in Detox
4. Who Shat in the Hat?
5. Horton Hires a Ho
6. The Flesh-Eating Lorax
7. How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day
8. Your Colon Can Moo---Can You?
9. Zippy the Rabid Gerbil
10. The Cat in the Blender
11. Marvin K. Mooney, Get the F@ck Out!
12. Are You My Proctologist?
13. Yentl the Lentil
14. My Pocket Rocket Needs A Socket
15. Aunts in My Pants
16. Oh, the Places You'll Scratch and Sniff!
17. Horton Fakes an Orgasm
18. The Grinch's Ten Inches

Who Shat in the Hat
Marvin K. Mooney, Get the Fuck Out!
One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, Blue Bitch
Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert
Horton Fakes an Orgasm
Are You My Proctologist?
Your Colon Can Moo-Can You?
The Cat in the Blender
My Pocket Rocket Needs A Socket
Yentl the Lentil
The Flesh-Eating Lorax
Horton Hires a Ho
Oh, the Places You'll Scratch and Sniff!
The Grinch's Ten Inches
How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day
Fox in Detox
Zippy the Rabid Gerbil
Aunts in My Pants