Humor Jokes / Recent Jokes

The recent spate of "funny" doctors' names forces me
to publish this test that all of you must pass to
remain on dl.humor. If you do not garner a passing
score, you will be automatically purged from the dlist.
Good luck to most of you. To those of you who think
these names are actually funny, I know you will fail
to qualify, and I can look forward to a JUNKMAIL folder
with less deadwood.

Q: What did the hat say to the necktie? A: You go AHEAD Ill HANG AROUND!

My brothers looking for a girlfriend. Trouble is, he cant find a girl who loves him as much as he loves himself.

Sharon: Im so homesick. Sheila: But this is your home! Sharon: I know and Im sick of it.

Camper: Theres a leak over my bunk! Counselor: Thats what we said in the camp ads. Running water in every cabin!

What type of sense of humor does rain have?-A very wet sense of humor

A preacher, who shall we say was "humor impaired," attended a conference to help encourage and better equip pastors for their ministry. Among the speakers were many well known and dynamic speakers. One such boldly approached the pulpit and, gathering the entire crowd's attention, said, "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman that wasn't my wife!" The crowd was shocked! He followed up by saying, "And that woman was my mother!" - The crowd burst into laughter and delivered the rest of his talk, which went over quite well. The next week, the pastor decided he'd give this humor thing a try, and use that joke in his sermon. As he surely approached the pulpit that sunny Sunday, he tried to rehearse the joke in his head. It suddenly seemed a bit foggy to him. Getting to the microphone he said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of another woma n that was not my wife!" The congregation inhaled half the air more...