Hungry Jokes / Recent Jokes
Everyone remembers the cartoon show Scooby-Doo from their early childhood, right? But something you may not remember is what the show was really about. As we've gotten older, it has become more clear what Fred, Shaggy, Daphne, Velma, and Scooby were actually doing as they traversed the continent foiling crimes of all sorts in the Mystery Machine.
WHAT WE REMEMBER: Four teenagers and their trusted dog gallop across the country in their purple and green van solving mysteries of all sorts -- and in the process meet all kinds of interesting people.
THE TRUTH: Four high-school dropouts and their sentient dog ride around the country in their psychedelic love machine, earning their way by selling drugs. Oh, and they occasionally take some old guys mask off to solve a mystery. It may be hard to swallow, but just take a look at the evidence... Take Shaggy for example. Not only is he the inspiration for the current' grunge' scene, with his sloppy dress and facial hair, but more...
THREE MEN ARE STRANDED IN AN ISLAND STARVING. ONE IS ANGLO, BLACK AND A MEXICAN. TIRED OF EATING COCUNUTS THEY DECIDED TO SACRIFICE ONE OF THEIR LIMBS OR BODY PARTS TO EAT. WELL THE ANGLO MAN AGREES ON CHOPPING HIS LEG IN THE MORNING SO THEY CAN HAVE BREAKFAST. LUNCH TIME COMES AND THEY ARE HUNGRY AGAIN SO THEY LOOK AT THE BLACK MAN HE AGREES ON CHOPPING ONE OF HIS HIPS. WELL NIGHT TIME SETS IN AND THE ANGLO AND BLACK MAN BOTH LOOK AT THE MEXICAN MAN WITH ENVY THAT HE HAS NOT SACRFICIED ANYTHING YET SO THEY BOTH TELL HIM THAT THEY ARE HUNGRY AND WANT SOMETHING TO EAT BEFORE THEY GO TO BED. THE MEXICAN MAN PAUSES FOR A MINUTE AND THEN STARTS TO PULL HIS PANTS DOWN WHEN THE TWO OTHER MEN START CHANTING YES! HOT DOG! THE MEXICAN MAN SAYS TO THEM NOPE, MILK SO YOU GUYS CAN GO TO SLEEP!!! !!
Banta after coming from work was very hungry. He asked for something to eat from Preeto. Preeto gave him a sandwich. It did not satiate his hunger. Craving for more, he opened the fridge and ate the leftover chicken with 4 slices of toasted bread.
Still uncontended, he opened the grocery cupboard and ate one biscuit. He couldn't eat any more.
He regretfully told his wife Preeto, "Had I known that biscuit would satiate my hunger, I would have taken it instead of eating the sandwich and the leftovers."
A pancake that has fallen on the kitchen floor and you are very hungry for a pancake, but when you pick it up you find the gooey syrup and the creamy butter have acted like a kind of flypaper and so your spongey, yummy pancake is covered in lint, dustmites, a splotch of still-moist mustard from the night before, a broken match, and of course millions of squirming, pulsing bacteria. Poor pancake... and you were so hungry.