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There is a fish in a pond looking up thinking to himself if that fly drops down then i can jump out and get it, theres a bear behind the fish he says if the fly drops and the fish goes to eat it then I can get the fish, theres a hunter behind the bear and he says if the fly drops and the fish goes for the fly then the bear goes for the fish then I can shoot the bear, theres a mouse behind the hunter and he says if the fly drops and the fish goes for it and the bear goes for the fish and the hunter shoots the bear then the hunter will drop his cheese sandwitch and i can get it, theres a cat behind the mouse and he says if the fly drops and the fish goes for it and the bear goes for the fish and the hunter shoots the bear and drops his sandwitch then the mouse goes to eat it then i can get the mouse. Well the fly drops and the fish gets it the bear gets the fish the hunter gets the bear the mouse gets the sandwitch and then the cat goes for the mouse but over jumps and lands in the more...

Heard from Karen Mueller:
YFEM = Your Favorite Ethnic Minority
A great YFEM hunter was tramping through the woods one day, when he
found a ravishing young woman, totally naked, lying on a blanket.
After staring at her breathlessly for some moments he asked:
"Are you game?"
"I sure am," she replied.
So he shot her.

A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3
ducks and decided to "enforce the laws pending." He
stopped the hunter, flashed his badge and said, "Looks
like you've had a pretty good day. Mind if I inspect
your kill?"
The hunter shrugged and handed the ducks
to the warden. The warden took one of the ducks, inserted
his finger into the duck's rectum, pulled it out, sniffed
it, and said, "This here's a Washington state duck. Do
you have a Washington state hunting license?"
The hunter
pulled out his wallet and calmly showed the warden a
Washington state hunting license. The warden took a
second duck, inserted his finger in the bird's rectum,
pulled it out, sniffed it, and said, "This here's an
Idaho duck. Do you have an Idaho state hunting license?"
The hunter, a bit put out, produced an Idaho state hunting
license. The warden took a third duck, conducted
the same more...

A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and decided to "enforce the laws pending."
He stopped the hunter, flashed his badge and said, "Looks like you've had a pretty good day. Mind if I inspect your kill?" The hunter shrugged and handed the ducks to the warden. The warden took one of the ducks, inserted his finger into the duck's rectum, pulled it out, sniffed it, and said, "This here's a Washington state duck. Do you have a Washington state hunting license?" The hunter pulled out his wallet and calmly showed the warden a Washington state hunting license.
The warden took a second duck, inserted his finger in the bird's rectum, pulled it out, sniffed it, and said, "This here's an Idaho duck. Do you have an Idaho state hunting license?" The hunter, a bit put out, produced an Idaho state hunting license.
The warden took a third duck, conducted the same finger test, and said, "This here's an Oregon state duck. more...

In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake. He was ahot, dry fly who said to no one in particular, "Gosh! If I go down threeinches I will feel the mist from the water and I will be refreshed."There was a fish in the water thinking, "Gosh! If that fly goes down threeinches I can eat him."There was a bear on the shore thinking, "Gosh! If that fly goes down threeinches... that fish will jump for the fly... and I will eat him."It also happened that a hunter was further up the bank of the lake, preparing to eat a cheese sandwich. "Gosh!" he thought, "If that fly goesdown three inches... and that fish leaps for it... that bear will exposehimself and grab for the fish. I'll shoot the bear and then have a properlunch."You probably think this is enough activity for one bank of a lake, but Ican tell you there was more.A wee mouse by the hunter's foot was thinking, "Gosh! If that fly goes downthree inches... and that more...

A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and decided to "enforce the laws pending." He stopped the hunter, flashed his badge and said, "Looks like you've had a pretty good day. Mind if I inspect your kill?"
The hunter shrugged and handed the ducks to the warden. The warden took one of the ducks, inserted his finger into the duck's rectum, pulled it out, sniffed it, and said, "This here's a Washington state duck. Do you have a Washington state hunting license?"
The hunter pulled out his wallet and calmly showed the warden a Washington state hunting license. The warden took a second duck, inserted his finger in the bird's
rectum, pulled it out, sniffed it, and said, "This here's an Idaho duck. Do you have an Idaho state hunting license?"
The hunter, a bit put out, produced an Idaho state hunting license. The warden took a third duck, conducted the same finger test, and said, "This here's an Oregon state more...

A duck hunter is out one day having no luck. He hunts the whole morning and couldn't get a single kill. On the way home he comes up to a farm house and flying over the barnyard is a big flock of fat mallards.
Seeing his last chance for success, he takes aim at what looked like the biggest duck in the flock and gave it both barrels. The duck fell from the sky and landed in the middle of a barnyard.
As the hunter nears the barnyard and the dead duck, he sees he's got himself a beauty. But when he is a mere 20 paces from the duck, a farmer steps out of the barn, picks up the duck and heads for the house.
"Hey!" said the hunter, "Come back with my duck!"
"Your duck?" says the farmer, "It was lying dead in my barnyard; it's MY duck."
"No! No! You don't understand!, shouts the hunter, "I shot it and it just happened to fall here. It's mine!"
"Okay, city fella. We'll settle this the country way," more...