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A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and decided to "enforce the laws pending." He stopped the hunter, flashed his badge and said, "Looks like you've had a pretty good day. Mind if I inspect your kill?"
The hunter shrugged and handed the ducks to the warden. The warden took one of the ducks, inserted his finger into the duck's rectum, pulled it out, sniffed it, and said, "This here's a Washington state duck. Do you have a Washington state hunting license?"
The hunter pulled out his wallet and calmly showed the warden a Washington state hunting license.
The warden took a second duck, inserted his finger in the bird's rectum, pulled it out, sniffed it, and said, "This here's an Idaho duck. Do you have an Idaho state hunting license?"
The hunter, a bit put out, produced an Idaho state hunting license.
The warden took a third duck, conducted the same finger test, and said, "This here's an Oregon more...

Three hunters decided if they got separated or lost, they would use the yodeling cry "oh-lady-hoo" to help locate each other. One hunter got lost and yelled "oh-lady-hoo" until he was hoarse but to no avail. When it began to get dark, he gave up trying to find his friends, saw light at a nearby farmhouse, knocked on the front door and asked the farmer if he could stay the night. "No problem," he said, "I've got a spare room you're welcome to use." Toward morning, the hunter was awakened by the farmer's young daughter as she slipped into his bed. In no time at all they were going at it hot and heavy and in a few minutes she had an orgasm. Her cries of ecstasy soon brought an angry father into the bedroom. He had a loaded shotgun and said to the hunter, "You better get dressed real fast' cause you and me are going down to the barnyard to see if you can haul ass fast enough to outrun a load of buckshot!" As soon as they reached the more...

It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go bag the first deer of the season. He walks down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to his surprise he finds his wife, Alice, sitting there, fully dressed in camouflage.

Jake asks her: "What are you up to?"

Alice smiles: "I'm going hunting with you!"

Jake, though he had many reservations about this, reluctantly decides to take her along. Later they arrive at the hunting site. Jake sets his wife safely up in the tree stand and tells her: "If you see a deer, take careful aim on it and I'll come running back as soon as I hear the shot".

Jake walks away with a smile on his face knowing that Alice couldn't bag an elephant--much less a deer. Not 10 minutes pass when he is startled as he hears an array of gunshots.

Quickly, Jake starts running back. As Jake gets closer to her stand, he hears Alice screaming: "Get away from my more...

An 80 year old man went to the doctor for a check up and the doctor was amazed at what good shape the guy was in. The doctor asked, “What do you attribute to your good health? ” The old timer said, “I’m a turkey hunter and that’s why I’m in such good shape. I’m up well before daylight and out chasing turkeys up and down the mountains. ” The doctor said, “Well, I’m sure that helps but there has got to be more to it. How old was your dad when he died? ” The old timer said, “Who said my dad’s dead? ” The doctor said, ”You mean you’re 80 years old and your dad’s still alive? How old is he? ” The old timer said, “He’s 100 yrs old and in fact he hunted turkey with me this morning and that’s why he’s still alive.. he’s a turkey hunter. ” The doctor said, “Well that’s great but I’m sure there’s more to it. How about your dad’s dad…how old was he when he died? ” The old timer said, “Who said my grandpa’s dead? ” The doctor more...

1day a hunter was camping over the forest.The hunter got hungry like any other man.So he goes out to the woods and fines a bear he sees it and said "thats for dinner tonight.So he gets his rifle looks through the scope takes aim and shoots hit the on the ass.The bear looks back sees the hunter gets and walks over and picks him up and does in thie ass and it goes.The man is mad so he goes out trys to find the same bear and he does he takes out his rifle oncr again takes aim and shoots the bear again the bear looks back sees the hunter gets up walks over and does him in the ass again and runs away.The hunter by now is pissed off so he trys to find the same bear and so he does but he doesn't wanna eat the bear anymore but he wants to make it suffer so he once again looks through the scope takes aim and shoots he shoots at the bears ass again and again the bear looks back and walks over and picks him up and does him in the ass.The bear tells the hunter "you didn't come here to more...

Two newfies were hunting moose in the woods. They shot one on the last day of the hunt. They began to haul the moose out of the woods by the tail. They got to the road and started pulling the moose towards their truck. On the way to the truck they came across another hunter. The hunter asked them why they were pulling the moose by the tail. They simply responded, “We don’t know. ” The other hunter told them that they should pull it by the antlers because it was a lot easier.
The two newfies thanked the man, and began pulling the moose by the antlers. About an hour later, one newfie said to the other, “Bud, this sure is a lot easier pulling it this way, but… why do we keep getting farther and farther away from the truck?? ”

Mrs. Hunter was called to serve for jury duty, but asked to be excused because she didn't believe in capital punishment and didn't want her personal thoughts to prevent the trial from running its proper course.

But the public defender liked her thoughtfulness and quiet calm, and tried to convince her that she was appropriate to serve on the jury.

"Madam," he explained, "this is not a murder trial! It's a simple civil lawsuit. A wife is bringing this case against her husband because he gambled away the $12, 000 he had promised to use to remodel the kitchen for her birthday."

"Well, okay," agreed Mrs. Hunter, "I'll serve. I guess I could be wrong about capital punishment after all."