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= Your Favorite Ethnic Minority.
Well, it seems that these three fellows, an American, a German
and a , are about to be executed in front of a firing squad. As
the final hour approachs, each man is trying to think of a way to escape
his inevitable doom. The time comes for the execution and the American
is brought first in front of the firing squad. As the blindfold is
being tied around his head, he decides that he will attempt his escape
by diverting the attention of his executioners at the final moment, and
then running away.
The officer in charge of the executions starts his countdown:
"10, 9, 8,... " Just before the officer reaches "1," the American
shouts, "FLOOD!!" Startled, all of the gunmen look up from their
rifles and turn around searching for the onrush of water. In all of this
confusion, the American manages to take off his blindfold and run away.
By the time the executioners are aware of more...

what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
you better hold onto your nuts cuz this is no ordinary blow job.

-What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it's going to be a hell of a blow job!

Your mama so fat that everytime a hurricane comes, the army sends her out to sea to create a wall to stop it.

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead were standing in a line before a firing squad. The commander says, "READY, AIM" and the brunette yells "TORNADO!" All the people turned around and looked and the brunette ran away. Next, its the redheads turn. The commander says, "READY, AIM" and the redhead yells "HURRICANE!" Once again all the people turn around to look for the hurricane and the redhead runs away. Finally, its the blondes turn. The commander says, "READY, AIM" and the blonde yells "FIRE!" and gets shot.

What is a hurricane's favorite pet? -Anywhere from 1 to 5 cats

One day a man walks into a whore house. He goes to the pimp and says, "I want something different."
The pimp says "Well, we have one girl that loves to take it up the ass."
"No, that's too common. I want something different."
"Well, have you ever tried a Hurricane Gussy?"
"I'll be damned, that is different. I'll try that."
The man goes up to the room and takes off his clothes. A minute later a huge Amazon type women comes in. She starts jumping up and down, blowing as hard as she can. The man says, "What the hell are you doing?"
"I'm Hurricane Gussy and that is the wind coming from the Hurricane."
"OK, I'll buy that."
Then she starts beating him over the head with her breasts.
"What the hell are you doing?"
"Those are the coconuts falling off the tree hittin' you on the head."
The man says alright. Then she stands over top of him and starts more...