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( this joke only for Sri Lankans)
One day there were two policemen checking vehicles at the Peliyagoda bridge. At about 11. 45 pm a new car came and stopped in front of the policemen. Inside a well built European man. When he was about to speak one of the policeman just passed back of the security hut because he has very very less knowledge in English. Other policeman also in the same boat, but he cannot escape the place because somebody has to be there to face the foreigner.
Foreigner asked policeman about a road and how to go there in English. The policeman knows the road but he cannot explain in English. So he kept quiet. Foreigner asked the policeman in French. Policeman was in silence. Foreigner asked the policeman in German. Policeman was in silence. Foreigner asked the policeman in three or four other languages but could not get the answer from the policeman. So he went away.
The policeman at the back of the security hut was hearing all these things came in front more...
One day the prime minister of Zaire was invited to a
conference by the Russian prime minister.
After a long discussion about economics the Zairen
prime minister asked the Russian to take him out to a
pub to watch a game of Russian roulette.
He heard of it before but didn't know how it was
played. They walked in and to the Zairen's amazement
someone just blew their head off.
He was shoked and said to the Russian that that is not
the way to play the original roulette.
A couple of months went by and the Russian prime
minister had to visit Zaire for economical issues.
the Zairen met the Russian onces again and after long
talks the Zairen took the Russian to a game of Zairen
roulette in a rondawel(mud hut).
They walked in and the Russian was amazed when he saw
no guns and alot of black women in traditional dresses
sitting in the hut.
The Russian finally asked the Zairen how the game more...
Gorilla Vs. Lion
This rather horny young gorilla is walking through the savanna and
spots a large male lion bending over a watering hole. He sneaks up
behind the lion and sticks it to him in the rear. After a few thrusts,
the gorilla turns and begins to run as fast as he can. The lion,
shocked that anyone would dare pull a stunt like this on the king of
the jungle, takes off after the gorilla. The gorilla reaches a village
and runs into a hut, grabbing a large hat and duster, which he quickly
dons. He then seats himself in a lounge in front of the hut and holds
up a large newspaper in front of him, pretending to read. The lion
runs up to the gorilla and roars, "Have you seen a gorilla go by
here?" "You mean the one who fucked the lion up the ass?" asks the
gorilla. "Oh no", moans the lion. "It's in the newspaper already?"
Mr. Alahajohn, our well-known rugby master-in-charge, takes the first-XV to the brand new, trendy Pizza Hut at Union Place, COlombo, after the bradby. He wants to order indhiyappa (string hoppers) but Captain Mohan Adhiram Gay jumps and says, "sir, sir, no string hoppers here!" "Mama dhannawa oi, thamuse mata kiyaladhenna enawadha?" shouts Mr. Alahajohn. He calls the waiter over immediately. "apita pissa hut hayak gendha!"
10. A chain of "Bhaskar-RaoBins" ice cream stores all over the country, in collaboration with Baskin Robins. 9. Kraft will make "PARAMESAN CHEESE" at Madras, in collaboration with Parameswaran & Co. 8. Kentucky Fried Chicken will open its chain of Indian version, to be named, "KARNATAKI FLY-ED CHICKEN" and will be headquartered at Bangalore. 7. Pizza Hut will open a chain, in the back alleys of all cities, its version, to be named:"PICHHE HUT". Headquarters: Kanpur. PICHHE = means back-alleys for the uneducated 6. McDonalds will open its fast food restaurants to be named: "McDosalu". Hqs. Hyderabad. Main menu: Idli and Dosa. 5. Mr. Submarine will name its restaurants as "Mr. SUBRAMANI", to be headquartered at Madras. 4. Red Carpets colored with biodegradable (hence environmentally friendly) red PAAN. Juice extracts will enjoy duty-free status in US. 3. Dallas Cowboys will own a new franchise: Dilli's COW-BHAIS, to teach more...