Hydrant Jokes

Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside???? A: K9P.

A judge has ruled that a 68-year-old Michigan woman facing possible jail time after painting over a fire hydrant near her home that had been decorated by children is in the clear. It all became moot when a dog decorated it two hours later.

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.

A man who worked at a fire hydrant factory was always late for work. When confronted by his boss the man explained: "You can't park anywhere near this place!"

Why did Tiger crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree?

He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.