Improper Jokes

Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?... Ain't nothing improper about that. That was one of the the sweetest interns I've ever had.

An exceedingly well-formed young nurse walked calmly along the hospital corridor with a portion of her bosom exposed. A staff doctor, passing by, noticed the delightful exposure and scolded her for this improper show of her charms. Blushing, the nurse murmured, "I'm sorry, sir, but it's these darn interns-they never put anything back when they're through with it."

Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?. .. Ain't nothing improper about that. That was one of the the sweetest interns I've ever had.

Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with
Monica Lewinsky?
Pres: Improper?. .. Ain't nothing improper about that. That was one of
the the sweetest interns I've ever had.

Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship withMonica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?. .. Aint nothing improper about that. That was one ofthe the sweetest interns Ive ever had.