Incentive Jokes

A small company was on the brink of bankruptcy, so the owner came up with a sales incentive program to help motivate his salesmen.
Calling his two-man sales force into his office, he announced, "Things aren't looking good and unless we increase our sales, we won't be in operation much longer. In light of this, I have come up with a a contest for you. The guy with the highest sales will receive a blow job."
"What does the loser get?" asked one of the salesmen.
"The loser," replied the owner, glaring at both men, "gets to give it!"

This one girl brought her twin sister on Dr. Phil as an incentive to quit heroin. Is that just me or is that more of an incentive to use drugs.