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Ever hear about the Polish athlete who won a gold medal? He had it bronzed.

If my dog's face looked like your face, I'd shave his ass and make him walk backwards!

Q: How do you confuse a stupid person?
A: Put them in a round room and tell them to sit
in the corner.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Yo momma is ugly,
And she looks just like you.

You're pretty... pretty ugly!
You finally figured out how to screw in that lightbulb, but the power went out.
You're smart... smart as a fencepost!

A lady ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"

The driver replied, "No, jump in!"

When you were born, God admitted that even he sometimes made mistakes!