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A woman sends her clothing out to the Chinese laundry. When it comes back there are still stains in her panties. The next week she encloses a note to the Chinaman that says, "Use more soap on panties."

This goes on for several weeks, the woman sending the same note to the laundry.

Finally fed up the Chinaman responded with his own note that said, "Use more paper on ass."

You're so fat you make sumos look anorexic.

Your so ugly you remind me of an elephants bottom.

A man comes to dinner at a new friend's house.
While they eat, the new friend's small son keeps staring at the guest. Finally, the guest says, 'Why are you staring at me like that, young fellow?'
The kid says, 'Daddy told me you were a self-made man.'
'I am.'
'Well, why did you make yourself like that?'

Q. What's the process of an indian shitting called?
A. Giving birth.

Q: What do you say when you see a group full of black people?

How do you kill all the mexicans in the world?
Bomb a swap meet.
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Why do all the mexicans go to a funeral?
For the free food.
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What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill?
A mudslide.
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Why are black people afraid of motocycles?
Because they sound like they're saying, "Run niga niga niga, run niga niga niga..."
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what do you call a bunch of white people in the middle of a larger group of black people?
A Ho-Ho.
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What do you call a bunch of white people in a yellow bus?
A twinkie.
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How do white people get away with breaking the law?
They say "Sorry officer. I didn't know I couldn't do that."