Interrupts Jokes

This guy's at work when he receives a call from the hospital informing him that his wife's been in an accident. He rushes to the emergency room where he's met by the doctor. They sit down in the waiting room and the doctor, with a very solemn look on his face starts to speak. But before he can, the guy interrupts.

Guy: "Doc, don't tell me my wife's dead. I just can't take it. Really, I can't take it. I love her."

Doctor: "Well, sir, I do have some bad news." Again the guy interrupts.

Guy: "Doc, just tell me, did she make it?" Doctor: "As I was saying, we did all we could. Right now she's in a vegatative state, which is likely where she'll remain for the rest of her life. She can stay here overnight, but after that, you'll have to take her home because your insurance doesn't cover this type of thing."

The guy slumps, just crushed.

Doctor: "With the right care, which will include you more...

A pregnant woman is in the bank when it being robbed. A gunfight breaks
out, and she is shot 3 times in the abdomen. She is rushed to the
hospital. Miraculously, she is unharmed. After giving a full
examination, though, the doctor tells her, "I have good news and bad
news for you. You are going to have triplets -- but each baby has a
bullet in it. Luckily, they have hit no vital organs, and eventually
your children will pass the bullets naturally."
The woman has 3 healthy babies. Twelve years pass, and she had all but
forgotten the incident in the bank.
One day, the first child, a daughter, comes to her mother and says,
"Mom, the strangest thing just happened." The mother interrupts her and
says, "You passed a bullet, right?" The mother goes on to tell the
daughter the story.
A few weeks later, the second child, also a daughter, comes to her
mother and says, "Mom, the strangest more...

This guy's at work when he receives a call from the hospital informing him that his wife's been in an accident. He rushes to the emergency room where he's met by the doctor. They sit down in the waiting room and the doctor, with a very solemn look on his face starts to speak. But before he can, the guy interrupts.
Guy: "Doc, don't tell me my wife's dead. I just can't take it. Really, I can't take it. I love her."
Doctor: "Well, sir, I do have some bad news."
Again the guy interrupts.
Guy: "Doc, just tell me, did she make it?"
Doctor: "As I was saying, we did all we could. Right now she's in a vegetative state, which is likely where she'll remain for the rest of her life. She can stay here overnight, but after that, you'll have to take her home because your insurance doesn't cover this type of thing."
The guy slumps, just crushed.
Doctor: "With the right care, which will include you feeding her five times a day, more...