Intrepid Jokes

On attempting to tow the USS Intrepid to a new drydock for renovation, the ship became lodged on the Hudson floor after only 15 feet. “The Intrepid stands for everything we believe in,” Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton said at the sendoff.
Given the sexual misconduct of government and religious officials, a large vessel stuck in the mud does seem to fit. Good one, Hil.

Harry and Bert two intrepid explorers are walking through the jungle, when suddenly they are set upon by fierce man-eating cannibals. They are trussed up in a trice and carried off back to the cannibal's village,
Here they are stripped and placed in a big cauldron of water, the natives then start chopping up vegtables and throwing them into the water as well. Now Harry and Bert are a little preturbed to be next on the h'or deurves list so they call for the Chief of the cannibals.
Well, the Chief comes to see them and asks what they want. Harry and Bert ask the Chief if there is any way they can get out of being cooked and eaten by the cannibals. Well the Chief says there is the ancient test of the jungle fruits.
What do we have to do say the intrepid explorers. Well, says the Chief, you go off into the jungle and bring back a jungle fruit of some kind and we put you to a test, and if you can perform the test we will let you go free.
Seems fair, think our heros. So they more...